Found a dead mouse in the basement yesterday. Not sure what he died from. Stress, I guess.
Addendum: I placed his cadaverous remains out next to the rock ford where they promptly vanished. I can think of several possibilities:
1) a Lazarus-like recovery (I particular like this one)
2) major necromancy was involved (but I knew him before he got promoted, he was only captain necromancy back then)
3) nothing goes to waste in a natural yard, and he got scavenged (I hear dead mouse is not too bad with the right sauce)
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