Saturday, February 11, 2006

Firewall

Firewall (Harrison Ford and Virginia Madsen)

Very poor. Significantly worse than either The Chronicles of Riddick or Doom.

Implausible plot elements too numerous to enumerate, including the use of a blender as a lethal weapon.

Insipid dialogue.

Harrison Ford looks like he has some terminal liver or kidney ailment. Or maybe he was just made up to look that way.

Virginia Madsen actually did a very creditable job with the incredibly weak script that she was given.

Shamelessly manipulative.

No comments: