Old Timer

Do not be judgmental… but be tolerant of others:

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young gothic dressed in black walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow with his face stained white.

The old man just stared at his hair, body piercing, tattoos, etc.

Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically,"What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied,"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."