Sunday, January 11, 2009

Why the rabbit?

(Thanks to Mark for this one)

Suitability Test

A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good, but

there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and

go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists,

and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

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