Verizon

Fed up with dropped calls and a string of defective cellphones, Corey Taylor said he became irate when he learned he'd have to pay $175 to get out of his long-term contract with Verizon Wireless. So he resorted to a rather extreme measure. He faked his own death.

- Washington Post (read full story here)

I just upgraded to a better phone and it solved the problems.

I never thought of faking my own death.