Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Franken seeks advice

My first bit of advice to Al Franken would be to stop drinking the water in Minnesota.

It would not cure him, but it might prevent his condition from worsening.

3 comments:

Mark said...

Rumor has it that a certain Minnesota relative may volunteer and contribute to Al's campaign.

I would propose instead that all such monies and time be contributed to the Lodge project, and in exchange Colorado funds will be withheld from the Minnesota campaign as well. Otherwise, Al's competition will get a lot of assistance.

Accordingly, instead, the combined time and funds would be put to a valuable use as opposed to wasted on political battles.

Orthoclase said...

Some of the Minnesota relatives told me that they were going to start posting here to defend the leftmost point of view.

Maybe they just forgot.

Or maybe they are too busy organizing the Franken campaign.

Mark said...

Now maybe this isn't fair since I am now a good pal with Michelle Bachmann, the new Minnesota conservative representative. She sends me Christmas cards and family pictures now. It was the least I could do to help Minnesota, they need it so much.

Ellison? Sooo, much.

But in trade for no Franken, I will agree to a Minnesota truce.

And, I would love to see the left's defense. They never make one actually, they only call names.

Maybe the guy Al who posts once in awhile is from Minnesota?