The goat herder

Once upon a time, there was a boy. We will call him "Al" as a nickname, although that was not his real name. It would have been a very good name, but his parents did not think of it.

Al was raised by an African Muslim, a poor goat herder. Al's father received a lot of money (from al Qaeda as part of the greatest terror plot in history) to move to Hawaii and raise his son in a private Muslim school.

Al was soon taken out of Muslim schools and began his resume building, all with secret financial support. Al's father married a white atheist and they selected Chicago as the best district to enter politics.

As the plot began to make progress, there was a risk that the plot could be disclosed by the father, so Al's father was murdered in Africa. The crime was disguised as a "car accident".

Al became friends with black Christians in Chicago partly for political connections, and
partly for added cover and electability. Al was elected as a Democrat to a prominent Illinois political position.

The plan is for Al to become Vice President under one of the Clantons (like Sen. Hillary Clinton, for example). Then the president will be assassinated, and Al will ascend to the presidency. In the national grief period, a nuclear bomb will explode in an American city. In the delirium that follows, Al will announce that in order to advance world peace, he is converting to Islam. Subsequently he will appoint Muslims into key cabinet positions. This 40 year plot will be a tremendous victory for the Islamo-fascists.

[Truth: I did not write this myself, I only did some very minor editing. I do not wish to identify the original author due to considerations for his safety.]

[Also note that if the Earps had been more efficient, there is one element of this plot that would have to be modified.]