Several days ago, there was a report of an unidentified creature near Holy Hill.
A DNR employee (OK, we already have a credibility problem here) reported that he was picking up roadkill deer carcasses when a 7-foot tall black furred creature suddenly appeared (out of thin air?) and lifted a deer carcass out of the back of his pickup truck.
The DNR guy (by his own admission) panicked and drove off. When he finally calmed down, he returned to the location, but both the creature and the deer carcass had vanished without a trace.
The DNR guy claimed that he had not been drinking. (I consider this irrelevant. A DNR guy is no more or less credible if he is stone cold sober or falling down drunk.)
Q: How can you tell if a DNR guy is lying to you?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What is the difference between a DNR guy and a used car salesman?
A: The used car salesman knows when he is lying to you.
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