Chimney

Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue a man who became stuck while trying to climb through a chimney into a home.

Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he climbed down the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday to see a woman who lived in the home.

"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.

"I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," she said.

- AP/azcentral (read full story here)

I have never been that drunk.