Game wanted

(This message was found pinned to an old-fashioned cork bulletin board in the basement of a game store)

Wanted

Experienced (i.e., decrepit old bastard) AD&D player would like to join a campaign set in the Forgotten Realms (actually set in the Forgotten Realms rather than just saying that it is, and then having made-up places that don’t actually have any location).

I am NOT an equal opportunity player. I am willing to play with any age, race, creed, color, religious denomination, sexual or political preference, planet or plane of origin, etc., but am relatively intolerant of inarticulate whiners, Mortimers, prodigious windbreakers, those who do not bathe regularly, and those under the influence of the spell Macho’s Uncontrollable Hideous Belching.

I would prefer a group that meets on a weekday evening (prefer Thursday, but am willing to be flexible).

I would prefer an actual campaign that features some continuity (rather than a disjointed series of modules that don’t relate to each other), a balanced mix of role-playing, combat, puzzle solving, etc. and that features story-telling, with emphasis on character development and plot. Not interested in pure hack’n’slash or role-playing that doesn’t move the plot along.

If you need a player, please call Osmer at 555-5555.

If you are a player with similar desires and are not already in a group, call me. Maybe we can start our own campaign.